30 golden rules of the game PES by Shollym

1. Those who win must always be to play revenge if defeated request. Play only one game and reject revenge feature is cuckoo.

2. If both players get one game play mistress.

3. It is forbidden to use mobile phone during the game.

4. The only exception to the rule No. 3 is if the person who called the girl players. In this case igrac can answer the call
and say "Play PES. If a girl does not understand what it means, not worth the continuation of a connection to the player and it should immediately cancel it (even if this does not interfere with the game).

5. Player out of the game in the middle of the same should not be allowed to play more, unless there was a verbal agreement between the players to end the match.
5.1. If this came out of that match gets lost in the moment, lost the right to play PES for an indefinite time, while his ortaci not decide otherwise.
5.2. If a player rezultatski humiliated (3 or more goals difference) and began to make circus of the game (published lark and the goalkeeper to the center, the og, etc..) Receives the title mega coward and loses the right to play PES while his his former friends do not forgive.
5.3. If the player loses with 3 or more goals difference and disband console (computer) changes in the category "Picka largest in the world" and may be offended and pretucen, and loses the right to play PES for an indefinite period of time.

6. If a player is I goalkeepers (1 to 1) the opponent has the right to skrlja behind even get the title "Pick" or "unsportsmanlike player"
6.1. In addition, "pick" can bite, hit and swear, but only one player, which is made of foul play.
6.2. Level pičkenzija is higher if the game is unresolved or uncertain (1 goal difference).
6.3. If the game is unresolved or uncertain (1 goal difference) and the game entered the last 5 minutes, and make such foul play, the one who made it gets the title "world in pičketina the largest and can happen to lose friends.

7. Judge pes-in is the one that decides:
7.1. Whether the penalty was merited or "fanciful".
7.2. The same is true for nedosuđene obvious penale, non-existent foul play, offside and suspicious cases where the opponent small gurne players and this šutne the ball 10 meters over the goals and the judge not playing.

8. For the time neizvesnih game can not see the replay freeman who was shut out, or kornera or any other kind of a replay, except in 2 cases:
8.1. If the crossbar or goalpost.
8.2. If there is agreement between the opponents to view replay.

9. If the winner of the match had more passes, šuteva on goal and more ball possession, it is said that "broke the opponent and this must be his gifts.

10. If a player in achieving goals "beaches" goalkeeper has the right to view a replay as many times as he wants - is worthy.

11. If a player achieve the goal of free stroke also has the right to watch what will replay.

12. If ortaci expensive to play PES night before sunrise and finish playing PES to 6 am, this means that the night was successful.

13. If there is multitap, all players must play with the joystick.
13.1. Party of 1 to 1 in this case are allowed only if the rest of the team agree.

14. The system of rotating the "winner stays" must agree before the first game.
14.1. In the case to establish a permanent system of rotation rules must agree before the first game.
14.2. In the case when the game "remains the winner, the player who wins remains to play until he decides otherwise. Victor should have in mind that if you play more than 10 games in succession may incur hatred friends, and give a better joystick than lose friends (and although not necessarily mean that is so, depends on the individual)

15. If you come to the strife, players can destroy, but only if the left joystick to a safe place where they will not be damaged.
15.1. In any case can not throw the joystick at the time of discontent, unless the projectile joystick its owner.

16. Before the start of the game players have the right to change tactics, make changes and other insignificant set (set player-captain, artist kornera etc.). Can to work as many times as they want.

17. During the game changes must be reduced only to those necessary - changing the injured players or players who zaserava entire team game. Formation changes are allowed only in case when the result is 3 or more goals difference for one of the opponents.

18. Characters who always choose the most powerful teams are smarači. Charm PES is a game when the lots (random).

19. Quarrels from the PES and remain in effect only until the end of the last game, represents not anything in real life.

20. If your main player / star team has a down arrow - then jebiga. Depend on one football player is characteristic of small-and PES.

21. Transfers uradjeni team are making him when the game. If you create a new team must be announced before the game all the changes in the team.
21.1. Visiting player in the house must not be made transfers to his team, except houses his boss does not allow him prodavajući them for real money.
21.2. Nabudživanje rating of some players without prior notice is a feature that has only "smell".

22. Classic teams can choose only against other teams Classic.

23. Decision about whether to include penali before competing is a matter of agreement between the two players.

24. Shoot penale goals by the middle of the country is Pederska.

25. Know well shoot free Shock is an indication of knowledge, and shared "real players" of enthusiasts in the PES.
25.1. Freeman practicing in Training mode is a sign of dependence.

26. Anyone who passes in front of the screen during the game PES does not understand the importance of the game and do not need to play PES while not understand.

27. Shouting "gool" even when the ball does not exceed goal line, and also shouting "offside" at the moment when the opponent receives the ball (although it often happens that was not offside) is a sign that it will be sranja ...

28. Have the original CD-PES is a sign that a fanatic.

29. The player must always be available to wring at least 1 delay action or holding the ball earlier.
29.1. Pause the game during protivnikovog kontranapada is a feature that has only "shithead" and then deserves to be down.
29.2. Clenching delay while opponent full line shot or throw from kornera can do just someone who is "the biggest shithead in the world" and that does not even deserve to have friends, let alone friends who play PES. Clubs implied.

30. Women who play PES is the ideal woman. Women who do not play PES and agrees to play the ispala to cool in the eyes of the partners is a lying bitch and should take and disconnect it.

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Note by PatchaMan:

Translated this with Google Translate from serbian... Who can help please comment a better traslation. I liked very much the rule number 30

Women who play PES is the ideal woman :)